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  • dry-cereal:



    once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

    ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

    his name is scooter

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  • cecilgershwinspalmer:


    all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it


    i love learning new stuff

    and reading new books

    but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

    that kinda takes the fun out of it

    do you feel me

    this is such a sad thing and i feel it so bad.

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  • "Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


    "Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

    "Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

    "Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

    "Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

    Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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  • nefferpitou:

    on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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  • saltunderthesea:



    I took this picture of Oli and myself today at the pool. After we got done swimming, we were walking home and had to pass by a group of cheerleaders that were practicing on my uni’s campus. One of the cheerleaders looked at Oliver and said, “She’s so cute!” With a smile on my face, I ruffled Oli’s hair and said, “HE.” as we continued walking past her. Immediately the girl winced, turned to her friend, and said, “Oh my god, she’s turning him gay..”

    I am not turning my son gay by allowing him to express himself by wearing a floral dress. I’m so sick of people making comments that I’m altering my son’s sexual orientation or his gender identity because he’s wearing a dress. IT’S A DRESS. IT IS LITERALLY CLOTHING. If he is gay, that’s cool, I’ll accept him no matter what, and if he decides at any point he’s anything but a boy, I’ll still accept him (er, them/her). But allowing him to pick out his own clothes and taking him clothes shopping with me so he can pick out what he likes is not going to have ANY affect on his orientation/identity. The only concern I have about him wearing a dress is when he pulls it up to show me how big his tummy is in public, because I don’t want him showing a bunch of strangers his underwear.

    If he was a little girl wearing a pair of shorts or a t-shirt with a dump truck on it, no one would say anything, because dressing as a boy is different. People see wearing a dress as a negative thing when you’re a boy, they say he’ll turn gay and that I’m a bad mom and I’m trying to turn him into a girl. But the bottom line is that him wearing a dress has nothing to do with being a boy or his orientation. If he’s gay, he’s gay. He’s too young to slap a sexuality on him at 3 and a half, and that’s not something I’m particularly worried about, because at this age he treats everybody the same and doesn’t have comprehension of what sexual/romantic attraction is. Wearing a dress has nothing to do with that.

    He is a boy. He plays with dump trucks, rolls around in dirt, growls at everyone, and pretends to fart for fun. He also paints his nails, is obsessed with Sailor Moon, refers to himself as Princess Oliver, and yes, wears dresses. He is a boy.

    You lady are an excellent mother, and an example. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You’re doing a beautiful job beinf his mother to that boy, and he’s lucky to have you.

    parenting goals this is absolutely perfect.

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  • I can’t believe it’s already 2017 











    Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

    They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

    No no no lol please don’t

    Forever reblog until 2017

    O my god no

    i cant stop laughing 

    until 2017

    only 3 more years.

    we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.


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  • puralize:

    you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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  • tuc-ficprompts:




    Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

    i fucking lost it

    fUC K


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  • diamoncls:

    when a hot guy walks by


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  • heteroiero:

    we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

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